Headlining for dummies

Darn it! I thought I'd come up with the most ludicrous headline of the week but then "the most hated woman in Britain" goes and does something stupid and The Sun gives us:

MUCCA CHUKSA CUPPA WATER OVER MACCA'S LAWYER SHACKA

British tabloid journalism at its best. Or worst.

[Will I get an e-mail about the title of this post?]