March 22, 2008

The Madonna of the Pinks



Bought by the National Gallery in 2004 for £34.88 million, Raphael's Madonna is currently on display at Bristol Museum as part of the National Gallery Touring Exhibition. Mac got to see it in her lunch hour one day last week.

I'm hoping to catch it before it moves on - if I'm well enough to get out of the house.

In a hole

The Jawa Report goes to town on Barack Obama after he refers to his maternal grandmother as a "typical white person".

So, from what I'm hearing, Barack Obama's kinda racist-ish white grandmother is, according to Barack, a "typical white person" who has her kinda racist-ish attitudes "bred into" her as a fundamental part of her whiteness...or something.

Obama's campaign explained later that Barack didn't intend, of course, to imply that ALL white people harbor kinda racist-ish attitudes like his grandmother. Just MOST, I guess.

Now, Barack apparently thinks a "typical white person" is gonna get nervous if she's alone and runs into a black male stranger on the street. Although Barack didn't come out and say it directly, the context of the statement would seem to indicate that he considers this "typical white person" reaction to be kinda racist-ish.

Of course, any female (of any race), walking alone at night, who runs into a male stranger (of any race) and doesn't give at least a passing thought to what intentions that male stranger may harbor, is naive.
Dig up, Obama. Dig up!

Hot and Sour Noodles

I haven't posted a recipe for quite some time, so I thought I might share one of my favorite noodle dishes with you. I cook Chinese food a lot and this side dish is pretty popular in the Junior household. I usually serve it in small portions along with egg fried rice as an accompaniment to the main course, so this recipe should be enough for up to 6 people.

Ingredients
2 tsp cornflour
12 fl oz cold water
6 tbs yellow bean sauce
Few drops of chili oil (depends how hot you like it)
1 tbs light soy sauce
3 tbs rice vinegar
3 tbs sugar
1 tbs sesame oil
1 tbs vegetable oil
3 cloves of garlic, finely chopped
½ inch of fresh ginger, finely chopped
3 spring onions, finely sliced
1 tbs of sesame seeds, roasted and lightly crushed
12 oz of fine noodles

Method
Gradually mix the cornflour and water then add the bean sauce, chili oil, soy sauce, sugar, vinegar and sesame oil.

Put the vegetable oil in a wok and heat over a medium heat, add the garlic and ginger and cook for a few seconds (don’t let the garlic brown) then add the spring onions. Cook for one minute then add the cornflour mixture, stirring until the sauce thickens.

Meanwhile, cook the noodles in boiling water, drain, stir in the sauce, add the sesame seeds, toss and serve.

P.S. If you don't have chili oil, you can use a red chili pepper instead - deseeded and finely chopped, fry it up with the garlic and ginger. For a fuller, more authentic flavor: if you can get hold of a jar of Ma Po sauce, substitute a table-spoon of that for the chili oil.

Political note: ABC has recipes for John McCain's Ribs and Obama Family Chili but nothing from Hillary Clinton - not even her chocolate-chip cookies.

March 21, 2008

More Remington

Following on from this post, David Apatoff at Illustration Art has a picture-filled post featuring some of Remington's most luminous works.

Friday roundabout

Zoe Brain follows up on a report from PZ Myers that he's been banned from watching a creationist movie.

Clive Davis on the decline of the British curry house.

Is Global Warming sloppy science? Roy Spencer thinks so, and says so at Watts Up with That.

Snarksmith's Michael Weiss takes a pop at John McCain for embracing "backwater religious hucksters".

The good people of Venezuela are generously subsidizing London bus fares; Samizdata's Michael Jennings isn't grateful.

And finally,

A bit of monkey business: Essays & Effluvia explains how the stock market works.

March 20, 2008

Chinese games

Via Normblog: In September of last year, two Chinese human rights activists, Teng Biao and Hu Jia, issued the following open letter calling for the international community to examine the reality behind China's promise to improve human rights in the run up to the 2008 Olympics.

The Real China and the Olympics

On July 13th 2001, when Beijing won the right to host the 2008 Olympic Games, the Chinese government promised the world it would improve China’s human rights record. In June 2004, Beijing announced its Olympic Games slogan, “One World, One Dream.” From their inception in 1896, the modern Olympic Games have always had as their mission the promotion of human dignity and world peace. China and the world expected to see the Olympic Games bring political progress to the country. Is Beijing keeping its promises? Is China improving its human rights record?

When you come to the Olympic Games in Beijing, you will see skyscrapers, spacious streets, modern stadiums and enthusiastic people. You will see the truth, but not the whole truth, just as you see only the tip of an iceberg. You may not know that the flowers, smiles, harmony and prosperity are built on a base of grievances, tears, imprisonment, torture and blood.

We are going to tell you the truth about China. We believe that for anyone who wishes to avoid a disgraceful Olympics, knowing the truth is the first step.
You can read the rest here.

Three months after the letter was published, Hu Jia was arrested by the Chinese authorities and is now on trial for “incitement to subvert state power”.

Lawrence Donegan at the Guardian's Sportblog takes up the story.

Close encounter

Twenty years ago:

Saturday morning after a late night out and I'm lying in bed dozing when there's a knock at the door. Ignore it. No, there it is again, insistent knocking. Dressing hastily, I rush downstairs, open the door and find a middle-aged couple standing on the doorstep smiling at me.

"Have you heard the good news?"

Wow! I'm still half asleep but... Wow! I'm thinking something momentous must have happened if total strangers are knocking on my door to tell me about it. So, I lean out into the street looking for signs of commotion and general rejoicing but there's no one else about.

"No. What's happened?" (I was thinking maybe Thatcher had died or something.)

"Jehovah God is going to rid the world of wickedness; only the Righteous will be saved."

"Oh. Listen," I said "if that's the 'good news', you better come in and have a cup of tea."

And they did, of course, they did.

The next week, they came back with their "supervisor" - I don't think they were trying to convert me, they were just curious. Of course, the head honcho rumbled me straight away: Inquisitive Rationalist - I'd asked too many questions.

I haven't been visited since. I think they must have put some secret mark on my door - a sign for other Witnesses to stay away. Still, I like to think I planted a seed.

March 19, 2008

Brick art


Reflection by Nathan Sawaya August 2006

From The Art of the Brick:
"Some artists use paint, others bronze – But for Nathan Sawaya he chooses to build his awe-inspiring art out of toy building blocks. LEGO® bricks to be exact.

With more than 1.5 million colored bricks in his New York studio, Sawaya’s sculptures take many forms."
An exhibition of Sawaya's work Architecture of the Imagination: The Lure of the LEGO® Brick is currently on display at the Stamford Museum, Connecticut, until August 18.

Critical perspective

Dale at Faith in Honest Doubt puts the critics of "fundamentalist" atheists straight on a few points:
The hideous depredations of Abu Ghraib, Guantanimo, and the rest don't come from Richard Dawkins, Sam Harris, or even Christopher Hitchens, but from George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld, and General Sanchez. These are Christians, not book-peddling atheists, behind these actually-occurring atrocities.

The 9/11 highjackers were acting from faith in god, not killing thousands fresh from reading Michel Onfray. Salman Rushdie, Ayaan Hirsi Ali, and assorted Danish newspaper editors and cartoonists live under the threat of death for expressing the wrong opinions about god, not about Dan Dennett's books.
Strange that it's necessary to point these things out - but it is.

YouthTube

The boys' current YouTube favorites.

From my 13 year-old (who assures me it's hilarious): Harry Potter and the love that dare not speak its name.

From Spud (who's 10): He loved the TV ads for Cillit Bang so the Kitchen Gun spoof really cracks him up.

From both of them (and under duress): A cat playing the piano.

Headlining for dummies

Darn it! I thought I'd come up with the most ludicrous headline of the week but then "the most hated woman in Britain" goes and does something stupid and The Sun gives us:

MUCCA CHUKSA CUPPA WATER OVER MACCA'S LAWYER SHACKA

British tabloid journalism at its best. Or worst.

[Will I get an e-mail about the title of this post?]

The best of British

The Wardman Wire hosts Britblog Roundup #161.

The Philadelphia story

Yes, it was a good speech - the man is a consummate orator. And, on the issue of race in America, he told it like it is - he didn't pull any punches or attempt to sweeten the pill but addressed the issues head-on. And he did so with the calm dignity that has become his hallmark.

It might even have been a great speech had Obama only been concerned with the abstract and not the particular. But it was necessary that he deal with the controversy surrounding Pastor Wright and his membership of Trinity Church. Yet even here Obama turned the issue to his advantage. In saying he repudiated Wright's controversial ideas but could not and would not disown the man himself, he chose to separate the personal from the political and cast himself as someone ready to accept, acknowledge and forgive the failings of a man he has come to regard as part of his family.

And yet some nagging doubts remain.

Was it necessary (or indeed seemly) for him to "throw grandma under the bus" as some commentators have phrased it?

And, while we may understand the experiences that could lead Wright to use such fiery anti-American rhetoric in his sermons, it is difficult to regard his appointment as an adviser to the Obama campaign as anything other than a serious error of judgement.

March 18, 2008

British weather



(It's Venice but you get the picture)

Steele boots Obama

Uncomfortable reading: Shelby Steele in today's Wall Street Journal.

What could he have been thinking? Of course he wasn't thinking. He was driven by insecurity, by a need to "be black" despite his biracial background. And so fellow-traveling with a little race hatred seemed a small price to pay for a more secure racial identity. And anyway, wasn't this hatred more rhetorical than real?

But now the floodlight of a presidential campaign has trained on this usually hidden corner of contemporary black life: a mindless indulgence in a rhetorical anti-Americanism as a way of bonding and of asserting one's blackness. Yet Jeremiah Wright, splashed across America's television screens, has shown us that there is no real difference between rhetorical hatred and real hatred.

No matter his ultimate political fate, there is already enough pathos in Barack Obama to make him a cautionary tale. His public persona thrives on a manipulation of whites (bargaining), and his private sense of racial identity demands both self-betrayal and duplicity. His is the story of a man who flew so high, yet neglected to become himself.
The New York Times reports that Obama is planning to address the issue of race in America in a speech today in Philadelphia.

It had better be a good one.

Modern Britain

POLICE PROBE GLOVE PUPPET IN RACE ABUSE SCANDAL

Pickled Politics has the details. The Daily Mail has pictures.

March 17, 2008

Dazed and confused

Wide awake at 4 in the morning: these Zapain tablets are playing hell with my sleep pattern.

Posting may well be light to non-existent tomorrow. Erm..., today.

China and Tibet

How long do you have to be part of an empire before you lose the right to national self-determination? Tim Worstall would like to know.

Also, Vodkapundit links to an Al Jazeera English video of the unrest and Chinese reaction to it.

1968 and all that

The year was 1968 and, worldwide, there was revolution in the air. But when John Hoyland attacked John Lennon's politics in a radical paper, he didn't expect the fiery Beatle to rise to the bait.
I'm not sure what it is about this Guardian piece from John Hoyland concerning his correspondence with John Lennon that gets my goat. It's not because I'm a Lennon fan - yes, I like his music but he was, in many ways, politically naive and he gave his support to a number of causes I find objectionable - Angela Davis being a case in point. So no, it's not that.

And it's not that Hoyland sounds so pompously self-important about his role in the events of 1968 - though he does.

I think maybe it's because, forty years on, Hoyland shows absolutely no insight - he's obviously still inordinately proud of having been a useful idiot all those years ago.

Here's the then student John Hoyland writing in a Keele University magazine:
In order to change the world, we've got to understand what's wrong with the world. And then - destroy it. Ruthlessly. This is not cruelty or madness. It is one of the most passionate forms of love. Because what we're fighting is suffering, oppression, humiliation - the immense toll of unhappiness caused by capitalism.
Since then, Hoyland says "I like to think I shifted my position as well to one that was a little less naively and narrowly political."

A "little"? Really?

The Wright thing

Armed Liberal has a post up about Obama and Wright that's worth reading, as are the comments that follow - this one, from Michael Totten, struck a chord with me:
As recently as last week I said I won't vote for Obama, but that I like him anyway. I cannot say that anymore.

He's either a cynic (per Yglesias), an idiot for not figuring this out after two decades, or a paranoid racist nutjob.

I suspect Yglesias is correct, but that right there is enough to change my opinion of him forever.

This scandal (and it really is a scandal) strikes right at the heart of what made him appealing to so many people, including me.
Looks like Clinton's prayers have been answered; this one could run and run.

Reading science

I don't read much fiction (it's all made up, you know) but I do read a lot and I appreciate good writing. On that basis, here are three "popular science" paperbacks I strongly recommend to anyone with more than a passing interest in physics, mathematics or evolution:

The Magic Furnace by Marcus Chown;

Imagining Numbers: (Particularly the Square Root of Minus Fifteen) by Barry Mazur;

In the Blink of an Eye: How Vision Kick-started the Big Bang of Evolution by Andrew Parker.

By the way, that last one is a must for anyone who's been engaged in debate by Creationists who can't understand how something as complex as the eye could ever have evolved. If they only knew.

March 16, 2008

Family life

After one of my comments (on Lord Goldsmith's proposal that schoolchildren swear an oath of allegiance to the Queen) is quoted in the Sunday Times, No 1 Son offers his congratulations: "That's great, Dad! Now you can say you've been 'published' - time to quit while you're ahead."

Daughters. I should have had daughters.

Then again, maybe not:
"Daughters. They're a mess no matter how you look at 'em. A headache 'til they get married - if they get married - and after that they get worse. Either they leave their husbands and come back with four kids and move into your guest room or the husband loses his job and the whole caboodle comes back. Or else they're so homely that you can't get rid of them at all and they hang around the house like Spanish moss and shame you into an early grave."
Well, that's Officer Kockenlocker's take on it anyhow.

Weekend reading

Kenan Malik on the failures of multiculturalism.

Us and Them: Jerry Muller on the enduring power of ethnic nationalism.

Dead man walking: Geert Wilders' speech to the Dutch parliament.

From Democratiya: Simon Cottee on The Rot of the Western Left.

March 14, 2008

Frederic Remington (1861-1909)

It is well known that John Ford (that arch mythologist of the Old West) based the screenplays for his Cavalry Trilogy on the works of James Warner Bellah. Perhaps less well known is that the look of all three movies owes a lot to Frederic Remington.



In an interview with Peter Bogdanovich, Ford acknowledged Remington's influence: "I like She Wore a Yellow Ribbon. I tried to copy the Remington style there - you can't copy him one hundred percent - but at least I tried to get in his color and movement, and I think I succeeded partly."*



[* Quoted in Edward Buscombe's Painting the Legend: Frederic Remington and the Western]

Discoloring the working class

I never ever thought I'd say this, but I agree with Seumas Milne.
[T]he BBC's decision to commission a series of programmes about the marginalisation of the working class in New Labour's Britain should have been a rare opportunity to shine a light on the heart of modern life. Instead, under the banner of "The White Season", the programmes have been focused entirely on the impact of immigration and race on the white working class, as if it were some sort of anthropological study of an endangered tribe.

The message was unmistakeably clear in the series trailer, where a shaven-headed man's face is blacked up with writing by brown hands over the words: "Is white working-class Britain becoming invisible?" White working people were being written out of the script, we were given to understand, and multiculturalism and migration were to blame. But in reality, it is the working class as a whole, white and non-white, that has been weakened and marginalised in the past two decades. By identifying the problems of the country's most disadvantaged communities as being about race rather than class, the BBC has reinforced stereotypes and played to the toxic agenda of the British National Party.

I don't deserve him

"So what are you going to do with your gap year, son? Work? Travel? Volunteering? What's that? You're going to make videos of freaky chin-eyed creatures for BBC3! Is there any future in that?"

"You'll see, Dad - one day my chin will be famous!"

Mamet reborn

After cognitive dissonance gets the better of him, David Mamet comes out in Village Voice as No Longer a 'Brain-Dead Liberal'.

Has he seen the light or turned to the dark side?

March 13, 2008

The Clinton machine

Hillary is toast and she knows it - she just won't admit it. Why?

Dale at Faith in Honest Doubt asks the same question and (in the comments) offers the only answer that makes any sense.

And it ain't pretty.

Kite aerial photography

Not something I've ever thought about before but what a great way to take pictures - hitch your camera to a kite, fly and shoot.

Of course, there are some thorny technical issues involved but there's a whole slew of online resources available - if you're interested then KAPER E-magazine is a good place to start.

As well as offering tips, links and technical information, KAPER has a number of gallery pages that are worth checking out - I especially liked this collection from Chun-Yen Chang.

Worthless lives

Via Normblog: From an article in the Economist:
[S]o big is counter-terrorism spending and so limited is terrorism's economic impact that, even if 30 attacks like the London bombings of July 2005 were prevented each year, the benefits would still be lower than the costs.
So, if I've got this right, the Economist is suggesting that there are enormous benefits to be gained from reducing spending on counter-terrorism even if this were to result in thousands of deaths from terrorist attacks.

Of course, as Norm points out, the Economist's figures only hold up if you assume that a human life has no value.

This is Phun

It's a 2D physics sandbox.

Phun is a Master of Science Thesis by Computing Science student Emil Ernerfeldt for supervisor Kenneth Bodin at VRLab, Umeå University. The solver is based on work by Claude Lacoursière.

Phun is meant to be a playground where people can be creative. It can also be used as an educational tool to learn about physics concepts such as restitution and friction.
Download it from Phun

March 12, 2008

Panel games

Marcus Brigstocke writing in the Independent on his home's "£100,000 eco-makeover":
I am getting my [solar] panels in from a Chinese plant, the only one in the world with a really solid eco-record for making them.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the world:
The first time Li Gengxuan saw the dump trucks from the nearby factory pull into his village, he couldn't believe what happened. Stopping between the cornfields and the primary school playground, the workers dumped buckets of bubbling white liquid onto the ground. Then they turned around and drove right back through the gates of their compound without a word.

This ritual has been going on almost every day for nine months, Li and other villagers said.

In China, a country buckling with the breakneck pace of its industrial growth, such stories of environmental pollution are not uncommon. But the Luoyang Zhonggui High-Technology Co., here in the central plains of Henan Province near the Yellow River, stands out for one reason: It's a green energy company, producing polysilicon destined for solar energy panels sold around the world. But the byproduct of polysilicon production -- silicon tetrachloride -- is a highly toxic substance that poses environmental hazards.
[Hat tip: Tim Blair]

Ukrainian Army footwear

It's a hot topic at Manolo’s Shoe Blog.

Fallon gone

So, the head of U.S. Central Command, Admiral William "Fox" Fallon has resigned following a lengthy profile by Thomas Barnett published in Esquire magazine.

It's been on the cards for some time. Gareth Porter suggested back in September that Fallon's relationship with General Petraeus has been somewhat problematic:
In sharp contrast to the lionisation of Gen. David Petraeus by members of the U.S. Congress during his testimony this week, Petraeus's superior, Admiral William Fallon, chief of the Central Command (CENTCOM), derided Petraeus as a sycophant during their first meeting in Baghdad last March, according to Pentagon sources familiar with reports of the meeting.

Fallon told Petraeus that he considered him to be "an ass-kissing little chickenshit" and added, "I hate people like that", the sources say. That remark reportedly came after Petraeus began the meeting by making remarks that Fallon interpreted as trying to ingratiate himself with a superior.
And Fallon's relationship with the Bush administration hasn't been rosy either - he seemed ever ready to portray himself as the only person who could stop the U.S. going to war with Iran.

Barnett's article in Esquire (despite Fallon's recent efforts to distance himself from it) was the final straw.

Whatever one's opinion of Fallon and the wisdom of attacking Iran, the perception that he was openly undermining American policy in the region made his position increasingly untenable. As Jeff Huber commented the day before Fallon resigned:

[I]t scares the living shit out of me that an admiral who's supposed to be a general is most likely dictating foreign policy to elected officials in our executive and legislative branches who are supposed to dictate foreign policy to him.
He had to go.

March 11, 2008

Political dignity

Iowahawk on the Eliot Spitzer affair:

At a hastily scheduled morning press conference at the headquarters of New York's exclusive Emperors Club prostitution ring, high priced call girl "Kristen" announced that she would temporarily step aside in the wake of charges that she had engaged in sex with New York Governor Eliot Spitzer.

"I made a serious mistake and betrayed the trust of my co-workers, my many clients, and my pimps," she said in a quiet voice cracking with emotion. "I will be taking a leave of absence to earn their forgiveness, and redeem myself in the eyes of the entire expensive whore community."
[Via Winds of Change]

Give that man a cigar

Gene at Harry's Place becomes an apologist for the Costa Rican regime.

Sixty years of peace, prosperity, democracy, civil liberties and political rights, universal health care and high rates of adult literacy.

Yes, but at what cost?

New Labour's transformation

Statements like this one from John Hutton, the Labour government's Secretary of State for Business, no longer surprise:
"Rather than questioning whether huge salaries are morally justified, we should celebrate the fact that people can be enormously successful in this country - to climb without limits."
Though I am reminded of the closing lines of an old fairy story:
No question, now what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man and from man to pig again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.

Altruism and evolution

Norman Geras wondering about altruism and instinct:
So I wonder how much point there is in trying to explain altruism on the basis of our instincts when, whatever findings you might come up with in this regard, one of the kinds of reason people will have for acting altruistically will be non-instinctive; it will have to do with moral principles or teachings, with things that have been learned. I'm not saying that such considerations will suffice in explanation, but they have an important part.
Yes, but in a different subject area (Psychology, History, Politics) so I can't see how such considerations somehow lessen the point of theories that attempt to explain the development of altruistic behaviour in human species.

From an evolutionary standpoint, and with a perspective of millions of years, moral principles, religious teachings and the shared narratives of the actors involved just don't figure.

March 10, 2008

Lileks nails it

You know, when I said "3:10 to Yuma" was highly entertaining, this is (of course) what I meant:
I expected Russell Crowe being Rogueish and Christian Bale looking Grimly Determined, and that’s what it was. It was also preposterous, and made me miss “Deadwood” very much. I’d been warned that it “falls apart” in the end, and that’s true, in the sense that a Kleenex tissue “falls apart” when hit with a high-pressure water hose. The final scenes would have been more credible if Ninjas rode into town on giant ostriches and killed everyone with light sabers.
Yep.

Time's past

While searching for corroboration of a story I'd read somewhere or other that the name of Low Freight in Arkansas was a corruption of L'eau Froide (the original French name for the place) I found it in this article from Time Magazine dated April 1945.

I didn't know Time had put all its archives online (including the covers) - they go right back to 1923.

That's some resource!

Torturing democracy

The New York Times reports that President Bush has, as expected, vetoed Congress's attempt to ban the use of "enhanced interrogation techniques" by the CIA.

Section 327 of the proposed Intelligence Authorization Act would have limited the intelligence agency's interrogation methods by requiring that they comply with the Army Field Manual on Interrogations. This would have effectively ruled out a range of practices including the use of waterboarding, sleep deprivation, stress positions and electric shocks.
The Senate’s majority leader, Harry Reid of Nevada, said Mr. Bush disregarded the advice of military commanders, including Gen. David H. Petraeus, who argued that the military’s interrogation techniques were effective and that the use of any others could create risks for any future American prisoners of war.

“He has rejected the Army field manual’s recognition that such horrific tactics elicit unreliable information, put U.S. troops at risk and undermine our counterinsurgency efforts,” Mr. Reid said in a statement.
The Washington Weekly (which devotes its current issue to essays criticizing such practices) says it for me:
It was a profound moral and strategic mistake for the United States to abandon long-standing policies of humane treatment of enemy captives. We should return to the rule of law and cease all forms of torture, with no exceptions for any agency.

March 09, 2008

Slavery days

Some people will not be surprised to hear that one of Boris Johnson's ancestors was involved in the slave trade (the Guardian reports on the story here).

What may come as a surprise is that his ancestor was not a slave trader but a slave:
'I am the proud offspring of Turkish immigrants. I want you to know that my great-great-grandmother was a slave, so put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr Livingstone. She was a Circassian slave [from a region in southern Russia], and she was sold: my great-great-grandfather literally purchased her.'
On a side note: the Guardian's description of white slavery (at the bottom of the quoted article) employs a curious turn of phrase when it says (emphasis added):
Around half a million Circassians ended up in Turkey, where many of the women entered the white slave trade. They were seen as more prestigious than Africans, also enslaved by the Turks, but a report in the London Post in 1856 recorded that the market had become so swamped that 'never, perhaps, at any time was white human flesh so cheap'.
"Entered the slave trade" makes it sound voluntary.

Just to be clear: slave traders entered the slave trade, the victims entered slavery.

March 08, 2008

Dumb and dumber

I'm late getting to this, I know, but I've only just come across this Telegraph report from early February:
A fifth of British teenagers believe Sir Winston Churchill was a fictional character, while many think Sherlock Holmes, King Arthur and Eleanor Rigby were real, a survey shows.
To tell you the truth, I wouldn't be surprised if their teachers were just as ignorant - we've had a couple of experiences.

As American as...

From the Chicago Tribune's review of "The Fortune Cookie Chronicles: Adventures in the World of Chinese Food," by New York Times reporter Jennifer 8. Lee.
[T]here are about 40,000 Chinese restaurants in the U.S., "more than the number of McDonald's, Burger Kings, and KFCs combined," Chinese food might be our national cuisine. "Our benchmark for Americanness is apple pie," she writes. "But ask yourself. How often do you eat apple pie? How often do you eat Chinese food?"

March 07, 2008

Gary Gygax RIP



[Click picture for larger image]

From xkcd: A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language.

Meet Dale

Dale Smith, who blogs at Faith in Honest Doubt, is the subject of this week's Normblog profile.

Minn Heima

Icelandic band Sigur Rós have taken over YouTube - just for the day.
YouTube [today] will be taken over by the Icelandic band Sigur Ros, whose feature-length documentary "Heima" will be offered for streaming in its entirety. The rest of the page will feature the band's selections of the 10 best entries in its "Minn Heima" competition, which asked fans to create their own version of the film -- which features the band performing in far-flung locales in their home country of Iceland.
Interesting - I didn't think Iceland was big enough to have 'far-flung' places.

March 06, 2008

Suspect photo

The Guardian reports that Spain has dropped extradition proceedings against former Guantanamo detainees Jamil el-Banna and Omar Deghayes on the basis that they are not fit to stand trial.

I'm not going to comment on the case. What I find fascinating is that every time I see a photograph of Omar Deghayes in the press it's this one:



It's a very old picture but I imagine its use serves a purpose: it elicits the viewer's sympathy - "what a nice young man, how innocent, how harmless".

But, of course, Deghayes hasn't looked like that for quite some time (how could he, he's 38 years old). Here's a more recent photograph:



I'm not saying he looks guilty, I'm just saying he's not the cute, fresh-faced kid he used to be.

For some reason, the Guardian doesn't want you to know that.

March 05, 2008

Hebrew for journalists

What's wrong with the following translation of a Hebrew phrase uttered recently by Israel's deputy defense minister ?
They will bring upon themselves a bigger shoah because we will use all our might to defend ourselves.
Did you spot it? That's right, the word shoah is still in Hebrew. The English equivalent would be disaster or calamity.

The Guardian (and many others) have decided that a better way of translating the word would be holocaust with a capital H, which allows them to run headlines like: Israeli minister warns of Holocaust for Gaza if violence continues.

But there's a difference between 'a shoah' and 'the Shoah', just like there's a difference between 'a white house' and 'the White House'; the Israeli minister was warning Hamas that they are courting disaster, he wasn't threatening them with genocide.

Brett at Harry's Place made the same point a couple of days ago:
[T]his is based on a very unfortunate mistranslation. By way of illustration, one might say that a German advertising campaign using the word "blitz" (which simply means 'lightning') might not go down well in London.
Indeed. Though I imagine, in that case, the Guardian's translation from the German would be word perfect. What The Sun would make of it is a different matter.

March 04, 2008

Twain on gender

From The Awful German Language:
In German, a young lady has no sex, while a turnip has. Think what overwrought reverence that shows for the turnip, and what callous disrespect for the girl. See how it looks in print--I translate this from a conversation in one of the best of the German Sunday-school books:

Gretchen: "Wilhelm, where is the turnip?"

Wilhelm: "She has gone to the kitchen."

Gretchen: "Where is the accomplished and beautiful English maiden?"

Wilhelm: "It has gone to the opera."

March 03, 2008

Monday roundabout

Britblog roundup #159 is available at Suz Blog.

The spring issue of Democratiya is online.

Dean's World has a fresh new blog layout.

Hugo Chavez shows his true colors: deepest red predominates.

Oliver Kamm on Putin's Russia: the outlook is bleak.

And finally,

Rebranding America: Jeff Yang assesses the presidential candidates.

Pilgrim's progress

One thing you can say about the French: They know how to recognize a freeloader.
A British "community pilgrim" who planned to walk from the UK to India penniless and in the name of peace was forced to turn back in Calais after locals accused him of being a "freeloader".

Mark Boyle, 28, a "free economy" campaigner who believes in bartering to replace money, set off from Bristol in January with the lofty ambition of reaching the birthplace of his idol, Mahatma Ghandi, some 9,000 miles away.

The plan was for Mr Boyle and two followers he picked up on the way to offer physical work and their friendship in exchange for accommodation, sustenance and general good will.

But the love-in came to an abrupt and very premature end when it became clear that there was a language barrier and that the French didn't quite get the point.

"Not only did one not speak the language, they also see us as just a bunch [of] freeloading backpackers, which is the complete opposite of what the pilgrimage is really about"
In other words, they judged him on his actions and not his intentions. There's a lesson there somewhere but I don't think the pilgrim gets it.

Eh bien, soit: Qui bête va à Rome, tel en retourne.

March 02, 2008

Mothers Day



Mac with the Big Fella and Spud from a couple of years back - we were too busy for pictures today.

No 1 Son bought her a card with a badge that he'd altered to read "SUPER MAGIC STEP MUM". He got that right.

Meet the ancestors

Having difficulty with your hominids? Can't tell an afarensis from an africanus? Not sure where anamensis fits in?

Then you need the Hominidae: species overview from Archaeology.Info.

Great graphics, tons of information on more hominid species than you can shake a stick at and some interesting essays on early human evolution.

Recommended reading for all you sapiens out there.

March 01, 2008

Three gifts

Today was my birthday: I'm forty-eight. To take my mind of it, my family bought me gifts:

A movie: 3:10 to Yuma - the 2007 remake with Russell Crowe and Christian Bale. We watched it this evening - highly entertaining.

A book: Persian Fire: The First World Empire and the Battle for the West by Tom Holland, author of Rubicon which I read last year.

A picture: A large framed print of one of my own photos - I know I'm notoriously difficult to buy for but this smacks of desperation.

Meetings with remarkable men

Via Dean's World: Time Magazine has Bob Geldof's account of his recent meeting with George Bush:
I gave the President my book. He raised an eyebrow. "Who wrote this for ya, Geldof?" he said without looking up from the cover. Very dry. "Who will you get to read it for you, Mr. President?" I replied.

Terry Taliban

Norm Geras takes issue with today's Leader in the Guardian which criticized Prince Harry for his role in Afghanistan and his use of the phrase "Terry Taliban" to describe the enemy:
Here speaks a sensibility that, thrown back 60-odd years, must have blenched - yes, blenched - at the usage 'Jerry', as being inconsiderately de-individuating, lumping-together, forgetful of the circumstance that even soldiers of the armies of the Third Reich, spreading barbarism across a continent, are particular persons, why, they too have mothers and fathers, wives, girlfriends and pets, they're not just faceless 'Jerry'. Yes, and the poor old Taliban, each reactionary one of them, each bigoted theocrat and seeker after the sole obligatory truth, the compulsory non-dancing, non-singing, non-kite-flying subservience, the eternal subordination of women, each Talibloke is a man with a face and a childhood, with dreams and hopes and attachments - like to a life-cramping, life-denying movement that would confiscate from those under its tutelage just about every important freedom the Guardian of liberal virtue is supposed to stand for. Terry Taliban, what a heaped, what a steaming insult. How vulgar. How thoughtless.
Read the whole thing.

February 29, 2008

Family news

No 1 Son achieves 15 seconds of fame: he's got a video clip up on the BBC's Be on TV site.

His mother reckons he'll be on TV soon: the first continuity announcer in the family!

A spot of color



I've been out and about with the camera.

Vox populi

Beige Van Man.

Black and white

Stuff white people like.

Stuff black people like.

February 28, 2008

Bargain of the week

My latest purchase from Tenovus, the local charity shop:



One of the best collections I've seen in a long time and, at £2.50, it was a bargain I couldn't resist - it's £16.25 on Amazon.

February 23, 2008

The Kosovo question

Is Europe ready to go to war in order to guarantee Kosovo's independence?

I'm just asking.

Ethnically challenged

It just occurred to me that some people reading this post might imagine that my claim to Irish ethnicity was frivolous and unfounded. After all, I'm a German-American living in England - where does the Irish come in?

Well, my mother's parents were of Irish descent: my grandfather was educated in Tipperary (his family farmed the land around Roscrea for generations - until the potato famine came along) and my maternal grandmother's family were from County Mayo.

So I don't think my purported ethnicity is at issue. Hey, I'm even wondering if I could get an Irish passport - it's safer for international travel.

At least it used to be.

February 22, 2008

Castro on the other hand

Over at the Glasperlenspiel that is Crooked Timber, Chris Bertram adds his 2 cents worth to the coverage of Castro's retirement:
So let’s hear it for universal literacy and decent standards of health care. Let’s hear it for the Cubans who help defeat the South Africans and their allies in Angola and thereby prepared the end of apartheid. Let’s hear it for the middle-aged Cuban construction workers who held off the US forces for a while on Grenada. Let’s hear it for Elian Gonzalez. Let’s hear it for 49 years of defiance in the face of the US blockade. Hasta la victoria siempre!
Hmm.

I'm with Armed Liberal on this one: "If the price of universal literacy is prison camps for writers, count me out."

February 21, 2008

Duty Calls


From xkcd: "A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language."

February 20, 2008

The Mathamatical Universe

I'm not blogging much: posting and high doses of codeine are not compatible. I'm doing three days on and two days off - both to prevent tolerance developing and to avoid the worst of the withdrawal symptoms. Unfortunately, that means I'm either too morphed out to blog or I'm so distracted by the pain and discomfort that I really can't be bothered.

Also, when I do have lucid time, I've been using it to work through Max Tegmark's paper The Mathamatical Universe(pdf).

Here's the abstract:
I explore physics implications of the External Reality Hypothesis (ERH) that there exists an external physical reality completely independent of us humans. I argue that with a sufficiently broad definition of mathematics, it implies the Mathematical Universe Hypothesis (MUH) that our physical world is an abstract mathematical structure. I discuss various implications of the ERH and MUH, ranging from standard physics topics like symmetries, irreducible representations, units, free parameters and initial conditions to broader issues like consciousness, parallel universes and Gödel incompleteness. I hypothesize that only computable and decidable (in Gödel’s sense) structures exist, which alleviates the cosmological measure problem and help explain why our physical laws appear so simple. I also comment on the intimate relation between mathematical structures, computations, simulations and physical systems.
Fascinating.

February 13, 2008

Beatbox chef

The boys' current favorite on YouTube.

February 07, 2008

Beware the bearded weirdy



From the BBC: The Archbishop of Canterbury says the adoption of certain aspects of Sharia law in the UK "seems unavoidable".

Really?

The folks at Harry's Place have got something to say about that.

February 05, 2008

Afghanistan or bust

David Aaronovitch spells out the consequences of a NATO withdrawal from Afghanistan:
The Afghan Government would collapse, to be replaced by an overt civil war fought between the Taleban and local governors in the various provinces. A million or more Afghan refugees would again flee their country, many of them ending up in the West. Deprived of support from the US, as recommended by our commentators, President Musharraf or a successor would effectively withdraw from the border regions, leaving a vast lawless area from central Afghanistan to north central Pakistan. Al-Qaeda and other jihadists would operate from these areas as they did before 9/11. This time these forces - already capable of assassinating a popular democratic politician - would seriously impact upon the stability of Pakistan, which is a nuclear state.

Jihadists everywhere, from Indonesia to Palestine, would see this as a huge victory, democrats and moderates as a catastrophic defeat. There would hardly be a country, from Morocco to Malaysia, that wouldn't feel the impact of the reverse. That's before we calculate the cost to women and girls of no longer being educated or allowed medical treatment. And would there be less terror as a result?

Good news and bad

IRIN, the UN's humanitarian news service, reports that a group of women in Guinea are choosing health over tradition:
About 150 communities in Guinea on Sunday collectively abandoned the practice of female genital cutting - a landmark declaration in a country where more than 97 percent of women undergo the ritual, the event’s organisers said on Monday.

Delegations led by women from each village converged on the central Guinean town of Lalya to speak about genital excision and participate in the declaration. All of Guinea’s ethnic groups practice genital cutting, despite a law that forbids it.
Unfortunately, the Telegraph reports that a number of female medical students in England seem willing to put cultural traditions before health.
Muslim medical students are refusing to obey hygiene rules brought in to stop the spread of deadly superbugs, because they say it is against their religion.

Women training in several hospitals in England have raised objections to removing their arm coverings in theatre and to rolling up their sleeves when washing their hands, because it is regarded as immodest in Islam.

February 02, 2008

Living with pain

My life has turned into a codeine fugue – wake up, take the tablets, doze for four hours then more painkillers. Do that a couple more times and then off to bed.

In truth, the dozing is becoming more fitful – I’m building up a tolerance for the codeine so it’s not really dealing with the pain. Meanwhile I have a dull thud where my consciousness used to be.

Right now, I am a perfectly useless human being – I can’t cook, clean, shop, blog, read, write or play poker.

Still, I reckon I’m lucky – all that pain I was ignoring for so long turned out to be a gall stone. Tim Blair’s pain, on the other hand, turned out to be cancer.
It isn't unusual, after you hit 40, to have the occasional unexplained ache, or muscle cramp, or sleepless night, or other types of non-dramatic complaint - though it might be unusual for those things to start happening all at once.

That is where I was three months ago. Things got worse, in tiny increments. Within two months - by degrees so small I didn't notice them - sleepless nights sometimes became nights roiled in sweat so drenching I was woken by drops falling across my eyelids.

Previously generalised aches took root in specific areas, and once in a while turned from ache to agony.

At which point any sensible person should have seen a doctor.
But a lot of men don’t. Me included. I’d have still been suffering in silence if I hadn’t been rushed to hospital one night with severe abdominal pains.

Thankfully, Tim's doing fine. Post-op, he's out of hospital and blogging again.

Me, I'm still waiting for a surgical assessment. And once I'm sorted, any pain I get I'm going straight to the doc.

January 29, 2008

Look and learn

We try and watch over the kids when they're on the internet. You know, just to make sure they're not coming across inappropriate images and such. I must say, it doesn't help that they're mother emails them stuff like this:

Government Health Warning

Do NOT swallow chewing gum!



Still, it's educational, I suppose.

January 15, 2008

Health race

So, I go to the hospital for more tests but, before they can see me, they want me to fill in a Racial Monitoring form. OK. So, I'm looking down the list and there's Chinese, Indian, Bangladeshi, Pakistani, African, Afro-Caribbean etc and, right at the bottom, White. Not French, Greek, Polish, Russian - just White. And my first thought is: "Do we all look the same, then?"

Anyway, there's no way I'm filling in that box. And "White, Other" won't do either. So, it's back to the top of the list and I start to work my way down again - there's got to be some ethnicity I can lay claim to. And there was.

Turns out, I'm Irish.

Top of the morning to you.

December 01, 2007

Flag day

After a Labour Member of Parliament calls for the inclusion of the Welsh Dragon in the British flag, the Telegraph unveils a range of possible designs including one that I feel sure many English people would find acceptable.

Blasphemous bear



What's yours called?

November 16, 2007

Americans abroad

From "The Victors" by Stephen Ambrose:
The standard story of how the American GI reacted to the foreign people he met during the course of World War II runs like this: He felt the Arabs were despicable lying, stealing, dirty, awful, without a redeeming feature. The Italians were lying, stealing, dirty, wonderful, with many redeeming features, but never to be trusted. The rural French were sullen, slow and ungrateful while the Parisians were rapacious, cunning, indifferent to whether they were cheating Germans or Americans. The British people were brave, resourceful, quaint, reserved, dull. The Dutch were regarded as simply wonderful in every way (but the average GI never was in Holland, only the airborne).

The story ends up thus: Wonder of wonders, the average GI found that the people he liked best, identified most closely with, enjoyed being with, were the Germans. Clean, hard-working, disciplined, educated, middle-class in their tastes and life-styles (many GIs noted that so far as they could tell the only people in the world who regarded a flush toilet and soft white toilet paper as a necessity were the Germans and the Americans), the Germans seemed to many American soldiers "just like us".

Loose end

Ok, so I'm sitting here at three in the morning trying to make an anagram out of INSOMNIA and I'm thinking there's got to be a better way of wasting my time. Apart from blogging, obviously.

Any suggestions gratefully received.

November 11, 2007

In remembrance



ANTHEM FOR DOOMED YOUTH

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.
No mockeries now for them; no prayers nor bells;
Nor any voice of mourning save the choirs, –
The shrill, demented choirs of wailing shells;
And bugles calling for them from sad shires.
What candles may be held to speed them all?
Not in the hands of boys but in their eyes
Shall shine the holy glimmers of goodbyes.
The pallor of girls' brows shall be their pall;
Their flowers the tenderness of patient minds,
And each slow dusk a drawing-down of blinds.

Wilfred Owen
1893-1918

November 06, 2007

Family life

Mac and I are quite strict parents. Of course, the boys didn’t realize how strict we were until they started school and had the opportunity to confer with their peers.

Son: “Hey, Dad, the other kids at school are allowed chocolate cereal for breakfast all the time and not just three times a year like us.”
Me: “What do you mean three times a year? You’re only allowed chocolate cereal twice a year: Christmas and birthdays.”
Son: “No! Remember - Cousin John got you to agree we could have it at Thanksgiving as well.”
Me: “Oh, right. So, three times a year. What’s wrong with that?”
Son: “Well, the other boys….”
Me: “... don’t live in this house. If they did, they’d have chocolate cereal twice a year."
Son: "THREE TIMES!"
Me: "What!? I didn’t know your friends celebrated Thanksgiving."
Son: "They don’t."
Me: "There you go then - it’d be twice a year."
Son: "But… Oh, never mind."

November 01, 2007

Milestones

Blogging for over four years with more than 200,000 unique visits to the site. No, not me, Zoe Brain.
I must admit, when I first started blogging, I had no idea what was going to happen a few years down the track. If someone had told me 4 years ago, when I started blogging, what was going to happen, I would have wondered what weird parallel Universe they came from. But as I've found out, this one is one of the weirder ones.
Ain't that the truth.

October 22, 2007

African encounter

An American writes:
[W]hat would I not have given for a bit of friendly wilderness, where unseen, I might vent my joy in some mad freak, such as idiotically biting my hand, turning a somersault or slashing at trees in order to allay those exciting feelings that were well-nigh uncontrollable. My heart beats fast, but I must not let my face betray my emotions, lest it shall detract from the dignity of a white man appearing under such extraordinary circumstances.

So I did that which I thought was most dignified. I pushed back the crowds, and, passing from the rear, walked down a living avenue of people, until I came in front of the semicircle of Arabs, in front of which stood the white man with his grey beard. As I advanced slowly towards him I noticed he was pale, looked wearied, had a grey beard, wore a bluish cap with a faded gold band round it, had on a red-sleeved waistcoat and a pair of grey tweed trousers. I would have run to him, only I was a coward in the presence of such a mob - would have embraced him, only that he being an Englishman, I did not know how he would receive me; so I did what cowardice and false pride suggested was the best thing - walked deliberately up to him, took off my hat, and said: "Dr Livingstone, I presume."
From Stanley's account of the meeting, quoted in Niall Ferguson's "Empire".

Shattering images

Via Pootergeek's other blog: This website, featuring the work of photographer Martin Klimas, has some arresting images.

Klimas takes porcelain figurines, drops them and then photographs them as they smash to pieces. Creative destruction: I like it.

Falsehoods and popular prejudice

That's what they're teaching my 12 year old at an English state school. Thankfully, he's having none of it.

Here's my top five from his list of "Guess what they tried to teach us in school, today."

1. England conquered America.

2. The moon landings were a hoax.

3. Schizophrenia is the same thing as split personality disorder.

4. Children inherit only about five characteristics from their parents.

5. There are 52 states in the USA.

The thing is, in most cases the Big Fella has tried to point out how and why they were wrong, but the teachers just won't listen: their ignorance is unassailable.

October 19, 2007

Random quote

I don’t want to live in a society where I get stoned for committing adultery. I want to live in a society where I get stoned. And then commit adultery.
Ibn Warraq

Random picture

October 06, 2007

The laughing candidate

Hillary Clinton is just scary.

October 03, 2007

Poker for bloggers

Poker Tournament

I have registered to play in the PokerStars World Blogger Championship of Online Poker!

This Online Poker Tournament is a No Limit Texas Holdem event exclusive to Bloggers.

Registration code: 9525796

September 27, 2007

A glimpse of the beach

This summer, driving back to Calais from our holiday in the Charente, we made a detour to visit Omaha Beach.

There wasn't much there: sea, sand, dunes, some children playing, a couple walking their dog - a peaceful summer's day.

The tide was in, so we just walked the margin. Mac took her shoes off and strolled in the water. "Hey, Hon!" I said, "Now you can say you waded ashore at Omaha Beach." She gave me a weak smile. I smiled too.

Up ahead, the boys were playing in the surf.

September 26, 2007

Beyond belief

From BBC News:
The head of the Catholic Church in Mozambique has told the BBC he believes some European-made condoms are infected with HIV deliberately.

Maputo Archbishop Francisco Chimoio claimed some anti-retroviral drugs were also infected "in order to finish quickly the African people".

Twisted logic

Norm Geras notes that The Columbia Coalition Against the War didn't protest against Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's speech at Columbia University on the grounds that to do so would be seen as pro-war.

It's not a position with which he has any sympathy:
The message in effect is: moderate or silence your criticisms of some reactionary theocrat and/or murderous thug, for otherwise you give aid and comfort to the warmongers of the right. Should you enquire of such experts in the intricacy of political positioning whether they ought, then, to moderate their criticisms of Bush, Cheney and co, so as not to make life more comfortable for the Ahmadinejads and Hezbollahs of this world, you would find them reeling in shock at so flagrant a misunderstanding of the nature of their democratic obligations.
Indeed.

September 25, 2007

Ancient freedoms

From "Rubicon, The Triumph and Tragedy of the Roman Republic" by Tom Holland:
Prior to the cataclysm of 146 [the destruction of Corinth in 146 BC] there had been some confusion among the Greeks as to the precise definition of "freedom". When the Romans claimed to be guaranteeing it, what did this mean? One could never be sure with barbarians, of course: their grasp of semantics was so woefully inadequate. All the same, it did not take a philosopher to point out that words might be slippery and dangerously dependent on perspective. And so it had proved. Roman and Greek interpretations of the word had indeed diverged. To the Romans, who tended to regard the Greeks as fractious children in need of the firm hand of a pater familias, 'freedom' had meant an opportunity for the city states to follow rules laid down by Roman commissioners. To the Greeks, it had meant the chance to fight each other.

September 24, 2007

Our local high street


"If you can't buy it on Gloucester Road, you probably don't need it."

Well, that's what I always say. Now, I learn from the Independent that Gloucester Road is "one of the last traditional high streets in Britain".

I always knew we were blessed.

September 22, 2007

Old school news



According to yesterday's Guardian, someone tried to blow up one of the teachers at my old school by planting a nail bomb in their car.

It exploded outside the Prep at the end of the school day. Luckily no-one was hurt.

September 21, 2007

Random quote

Religion is for people who don't like hard questions.
Spud (age 9)

Random picture

September 20, 2007

Health issues

A letter in yesterday's Times (not online) from Norman Simmons (Emeritus Consultant in Microbiology) suggests a novel way to reduce hospital-acquired infections:
Sir, All items of clothing worn in hospitals, including trousers,
carry bacteria. The Health Secretary's decision to banish long-sleeved white coats from hospitals (report, Sept 17) brings to mind work carried out by the Public Health Laboratory Service several years ago. Researchers found that the least spread of bacteria from surgeons occurred if they were naked and lightly oiled.

September 19, 2007

Culture schlock

When I was a kid I moved from Santa Monica to Liverpool.

In the Sixties, Santa Monica was full of color.



Liverpool was black and white.



But worse, much worse than the lack of color, there was no Gilligan's Island!

Achtung Deutsche

What's up with Blogger? Every time I publish a post I get the option to "Blog anzeigen (in einem neuen Fenster)".

And I do. Of course I do.

Busy doing nothing

Ok, I admit it, I've been taking it easy. Ever since we got back from France I've been enjoying myself doing not very much at all.

There has been the occasional crisis, of course, life is not without its little ups and downs. But, on the whole, all my problems have been small ones - which makes a change.

One of the small problems has been an infestation of Araneus diadematus [or should that be Araneus diadematii?]. They moved into the house while we were away and they're still all over the place.

We don't kill spiders - mosquitoes, fleas and clothes moths we'll happily do away with but most other things, well, it's live and let live. They don't bother us, we don't bother them.

Except in France: for some reason, every time the boys saw a creepy crawly over there, they wanted to gas it. The second night we were there the Big Fella found an insect in his room and got all overexcited. "Dad! Dad! Come quick! There's a bug in my room with more legs than sense!" I went and looked: "It's only a centipede. Leave it alone."

He wasn't entirely convinced - as far as he was concerned it looked far too exotic to be benign - but he let it be. Admirable self-restraint in a 12 year-old - when he was small he used to eat ants. They taste quite sour, reportedly.