Are you hungry? Okay, here's what we got - all of it good home-cooking.
We got felafel. (Yeah, that's what I said: felafel.)
You want elderflower champagne with that?
(Whaddya mean I'm breaking European law by calling it that?)
Chicken fajitas or chicken tikka?
(What can I say? Chicken is cheap.)
Main course, we got a choice of two curries:
Thai green turkey or Pasanda Badam?
(Lamb curry from India, comes with pilau rice.)
Oh yeah, we got hot and sour noodles, too.
Dessert?
(What, you're still hungry?)
No, we don't got any alcohol.
(Try that place around the corner.)