September 05, 2003

Berlusconi’s Heroes

This is hilarious.

Tim Blair links to an article in the Spectator in which Berlusconi explains his reasons for likening the German Social Democrat MEP, Martin Schulz, to a Nazi camp commandant.

It was I who was offended, my government and my country. I replied with a joke. I wanted to be humorous. The whole of the parliament laughed. My reply was taken and exploited against me. But you know what? It was a reply that was virtually impossible for me to resist because I once broadcast 120 episodes of Hogan’s Heroes in which there was this Sergeant Schulz. You remember? I didn’t even think about it. Schulz was shouting at me — no? And it just came to me off the cuff.
Well I guess it’s hilarious if you grew up watching Hogan’s Heroes, with Sergeant Schultz as the gullible, bumbling prison guard who refuses to take sides in the war.

Schultz: Colonel Hogan if you ever escape...
Hogan: Yeah?
Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you.