Tedious parlour games

I had a nightmare last night.

I dreamt that I’d been kidnapped by a gang of Blue Meanies. They locked me in this big old crumbling house and made me play Trivial Pursuit, except all the questions were about weapons of mass destruction and the reasons for war in Iraq.

Even when I got a question right they’d just laugh at me and say “That’s not what’s written on the card!”